(bl)ASS(t) from the past
The time: Superbowl week, 1992
Friendships forged out of the flames of military service, now tempered with time, tylenol and pharmaceuticals, the only things we combat are insanity, weight gains and menopause. These are our stories. Be afraid. Be very afraid. Any resemblance to actual people, places and things is............probably true.
It's been hot here in L.A. over the summer. Very hot. Talking in the 100's for many days in a row hot. Talking electric bills that make you pass out when you see the total due on them. I wish fall would get here. It's not due till December or January. Living where it doesn't snow is not that great of a deal.
I did the math to prove it. 12 ounces of the sweet tea The Geek makes has fewer calories in it than 12 ounces of Coke C2 (which is billed as half the calories of regular coke). Exactly 10 fewer calories. Yes, it is sweet tea. He makes his sweeter than I make mine also. Why did I bother to do the calculations? You know why - to make it okay to drink sweet tea when the Doc said I need to lose a few pounds. So I gave up my C2 and switched to a drink with less calories. Logical, right?
After all if we don't put new stuff out here, who is gonna read it?
We're back in hot, stuffy, humid, sticky Fla. I repeat, this couple will not be going on anymore cruises. Island all-inclusives fit us to a tee. Here's a couple of pictures from the island.
The moment you've all been waiting for, the climax of PanhandlePalooza!!
I´m loving it, so is the Geek. Went on an excursion around the southern tip of D.R. yesterday. Very interesting, think Thailand countryside and building methods, Guam style food. We felt right at home. Went shopping on the economy this morning, think pushy vendors on St Maartin´s. Dinner, think European style dining, umpteen courses, rich black coffee, fabulous desserts. Wonderful day at the beach, these guys do not stint on the alcohol or service. We´ve had no problems with any of the normal travellers complaints, knock on wood.