Did you know the Blogspot profile software asks a silly question?

For those of you who checked out my profile here is the complete frog story. Blogspot limits you to 150 charactors so I couldn't give the full story in my profile. (And for those of you who haven’t.)

Random Question: The children are waiting! Please tell them the story about the bald frog with the wig:

Out in the back forty there used to be a small pond, back before the developers came in and built row housing and apartment buildings but that's another story. Anyway, there used to be a pond and it was home to one very noisy frog. This frog was bald.

(Aren't all frogs bald?)
(Who is telling this story? Keep your questions to yourself.)

The frog was ashamed of his baldness.
(If he was the only frog there then who was he worried about seeing him?)
(Gggrrrr - stop it with the questions.)

So the frog wove pond scum and algae together to make a wig for himself.
(Yeeuuwww!)

And he put it on.
(Double yuck!)

And the frog looked stupid. But he didn't sunburn his head anymore. The End.