Fozzie: 10 TLFs: 3
posted by Bluejinx @ 10:14 AM
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Life after combat boots
Friendships forged out of the flames of military service, now tempered with time, tylenol and pharmaceuticals, the only things we combat are insanity, weight gains and menopause. These are our stories. Be afraid. Be very afraid. Any resemblance to actual people, places and things is............probably true.
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Ok, I have finally figured out what is going on here. These mice are actually CSI mice. I have found that Jinx has 250 baby mice, dead and frozen, in her freezer. Every week or so, she defrosts 6 of them and feeds them to her pet snake. Jeffrey Dahmer has nothing on her. Little mice-cicles in her freezer just waiting to be someone's dinner. Did she go out and rob little momma mice nest's, mice-nap the little babies and do horrible things to them? That is not in question here. Possession is nine tenths of the law, and in this case, shows malice aforethought. This is why she is having a mouse problem, they are trying to figure out what is going on in this little "Mouse of Horrors". Wonder who is Vincent D'Onofrio. And now she and Fozzie are killing little mouse cops right and left. They are keeping a tally. When will the horror end??? I guess if the posts end we will know that the Jinx/Fozz have been arrested by the mice. Stay tuned and see.
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TET
way to go fozzie/jinx!!!! But my question is this...only nine as a total? or nine this week and its only tuesday?
CombatMom
The body count is 10 dead since Friday night and 3 escaped.
I really need to find a code so I can run a sports ticker up here with the count.
Jinx
The mice are winning. They have Fozzie on the run. Up all night Saturday night, hearing them run around shouting that the Mouse-slayer must die. Fozzie might have won more battles, but psychological warfare is still being waged and the mice have the upper hand. There are more of them, they can work in shifts around the clock, and if one or two are killed, they just grab a female and make more.
There may have to be a recruitment program. More soldiers are needed. They need to be trained in proper weapon loading as well as proper body disposal. Shifts need to be scheduled so that as soon as weapons are discharged they can be reset. Humans can play this game too! We will not give in easily!
The Mouse-slayer will reign Supreme!!!
LOL...Is it just me, or does this sound like a job for Paris & Nicole in an episode of "The Simple Life"?...or maybe a plot for the next Charlie's Angels movie!!!...oh the possibilities....
As for the mice-icles in the freezer...are we SURE they are deceased? Could they just be frozen because they were "wealthy", and wanted to be thawed when mice ruled the world?
According to the Hitch-hikers Guide to the Galaxy, humans are only #3 on the intelligence scale...with Dolphins before us, and mice leading the way. The theory is that all these years we "thought" we were doing testing on them, THEY were actually testing US.
So...if they ARE just in a state of cryogenics...who is thawing them out?...who has the most to gain if someone in the household is pushed "over the edge"?...and what kind of "deal" did they cut?...a lifetime supply of Cheeze-whiz?
Smells like a conspiracy to me...or is that cheddar?...hhhmmm
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